C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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