you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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