at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
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I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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