I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize
