Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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