I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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