Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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