What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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