I want to stick my p in your. b.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
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Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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