party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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