Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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