What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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