I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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