I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just had sex on a roof
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Randomize
