Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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