Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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