We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
only you would photoshop your dick
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Randomize
