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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night

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• (818): View more from California

  I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is

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• (512): View more from Texas

  i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.

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