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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown

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• (518): View more from New York

  I hraet yuo

  (862): View more from New Jersey

  did you say you heart me or hate me?

  (518): View more from New York

  who is this?

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka

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• (714): View more from California

  i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  they call him Oral-B. enough said

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.

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• (661): View more from California

  Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.

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• (559): View more from California

  so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms

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• (310): View more from California

  I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.

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