alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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