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Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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