I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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