i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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