he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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