After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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