I am puke
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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