found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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