You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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