is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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