ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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