Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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