I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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