you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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