actually, I'm a sock model
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
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