And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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