I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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