id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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