We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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