Acid is not a monday night drug
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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