she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
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Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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