My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
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Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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