Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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