Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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