now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I can't trust your balls anymore.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize