that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Let's get the cat blown out
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I need a hoe opinion
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