He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
We have so much sex to catch up on
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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