I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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