I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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