I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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