So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
