Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
be right there i have to get my cape
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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