whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Randomize
