Its about making memories worth repressing
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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