I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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