What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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