By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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