So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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